What’s that? George Lucas is once again giving fans something they really don’t need and/or want, but will pay for anyways? Woohoo!
The Star Wars saga is a lot like an old lover. The first time around, it was glorious. You had the time of your life, and you thought you would be with her forever. But alas, it was not meant to be. You then meet her years later, expecting the same beauty and grace that you once saw before. Instead, she’s a hideous version of her former self, an image of self destruction so disheartening it almost brings you to tears. You leave once again, expecting this to be the last time you will ever meet up with her. But like most former lovers, you can’t get rid of her. But this time, she has a little surprise in store for you: She just had a breast enlargement... in 3D.