I’m sorry, if your one date for Valentine’s Day was your smoke alarm, it might be time to start looking elsewhere.
Date Everything, the dating sim that lives up to it’s name has been delayed. Originally set to release on February 14th, the developers behind the game recently sent out an update that it is now set to release “sometime in June.” Not having an actual new date is oddly scary in the gaming world, but the delay hurts nonetheless.
Date Everything is a dating sim that literally lets you date….everything. The game takes place after you lose your job to AI, but to help with the despair someone sends you glasses that brings everything to life. The glasses, called dateviators, allow you to form relationships with every object which now all have personalities and traits. Each character can become your lover, friend, or enemy. The game will include over 100 fully voiced characters.
Statement from the developer:
To our fellow Dateviators,
Since we last updated you on development, We have been extremely hard at work finishing work on Date Everything! And at this point I can confidently say that we have reached that point where the game is complete to a standard that we feel reached our goals with no compromise in our bonkers artistic vision.
However… I was too confident that we could properly test ALL the wild amount of content and pathing that exists in this massive game, and unfortunately we ran out of time on our current (and yet so appropriate) release date of February 14, 2025.
Our bug list is finally starting to dwindle down as QA gets through the labyrinthine story pathing, but to submit our game in the state with so many outstanding glitches would be doing you a disservice. We have our final release date set for June 2025. And while it isn’t quite as sexy a date as Valentine’s Day, we hope we can bring new sexiness to June evermore. And yes, you actually can date the glitches. Their name is Daemon and I am currently in a love / hate relationship with them.
—Ray Chase, Lead Designer
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